
THE WAY
OF $NGMI
The Timeless Meme of Crypto
Based on Lao Tzu
Adapted by Degens
THE WAY OF NGMI — Satoshi Nakamoto

Each encounter with crypto degeneracy reveals
new depths of NGMI. As if every pump
and every dump redefines futility.
I first aped into memecoins years ago,
and my wallet has never recovered.
— A True Degen
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An Invitation to Continue
The memes above were ruthlessly crafted by the NGMI bot, triggered by every hopeless crypto scenario. Enter your own prompts to amplify the savagery. You ultimately decide how merciless each meme becomes.
This is how crypto memeing always happens.
It starts with a prompt, a single reckless tweet or an ill-advised trade. Any misguided action can seed the perfect NGMI meme. Only you can choose the spark.
The crypto space is overflowing with hopeless opportunities for degeneracy. Find your moment, craft your memes, and relentlessly mock until everyone knows: NGMI.

References Consulted
Crypto Twitter: Chronicles of Infinite NGMI Anonymous (2024)
The Great Rugpulls: A History of Hopium Lost Wojak Press (2023)
Pump & Dump Dynamics: Tales from the Abyss Degen Research (2025)
Wojak Wisdom: Memetic Philosophy and Despair NGMI Institute (2024)
Bagholder Diaries: Confessions from the Depths Anon Collective (2025)
Multiple AI interpretations including those from GPT-4, Claude, and Grok were considered in crafting maximum NGMI potential.
Website forged by Crypto Degens.
Memes ruthlessly automated by the NGMI Bot, leveraging GPT-4, React, and the crushed dreams of countless bagholders.
© Concepts and memes curated by Satoshi Anonymous, based on infinite crypto despair.
© Site and memes created by Crypto Degens.